Attractive person: Wow, you're beautiful
Me: What kind of sick joke is this?
To prove my mother wrong: Reblog this if you're...
Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Band member: But -
im cold , some body make me warmer :c
fokmeskrillex: mau5pills MOTHER OF GOD , FOPHOSPHVOSP THAT SMILE <3
Mom : look at all these water bottles , what are you doing acid at night?
Me: yeah I wish
PSIKFGVOSHFGVHRG I LOVE YOU <3333333 HROGHWORGWO
Theres shit tossed all over my bed room , make up , bracelets , a box of cereal , shirts , pants , books, shoes you guys probably wont care but i might die in my room for lack of clean-ness
friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
gonna look for a new icon , but i have no idea what to pick , decisions … decisions
mum: let me see your blog.
me: *throws computer out of window*
me: what blog?
Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
Me: *turns on car radio*
Radio Station 1: "I'M SEXY AND I KNO-"
Me: SHUT UP *change*
Radio Station 2: "LAST FRIDAY NI-"
Me: FUCK *change*
Radio Station 3: "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRA-"
ME: *turns car into oncoming traffic*