unzip his pants like you’re gonna give him head and then
just burp on his penis and leave
June 2012
cosmo tip #272
WHAT? TUMBLR IS NOMINATED FOR TEEN CHOICE AWARDS AS BEST SOCIAL NETWORK
WHAT? NONONOON
WE ALL KNOW IT IS, BUT
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS GUISE
IF IT WINS,
THEN EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THIS PLANET WILL GET A TUMBLR
NO
NO
NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
NOBODY VOTE. NOBODY.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL EVERYONE. I’M SURE FACEBOOK IS NOMINATED. EVERYONE GO VOTE FOR IT. DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT VOTE FOR TUMBLR.
FUCK
Wrists Are For Bracelets Not For Cutting
list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe
- me
me telling someone about my fandom
why does one direction keep appearing on my dash?
i think i might kill myself if i see another post of them
The sound of Joel Zimmerman’s voice<3333

